I am the only floor kitteh

December 30, 2009

I feel the static.....clinging.

Human sold all the furniture, now all this weird stuff is on my level. How am I to sprawl out with all this junk at eye level make weird sounds. I wonder if I ate that cable box what it would taste like….I’m hungry.


I should join Cirque De Soleil

December 29, 2009


I’m blending

December 29, 2009

Don't.......move

If I sit here, perhaps I’ll blend in. Then again I’m colorblind, so not sure what I’m against again for camo. And pose. (dont breath, dont breath…can human see me?)


I like electronics

December 28, 2009

Zap, zap

I keep getting this warm feeling underneath me. It could be this black electronic thing I’m sitting on, or I just wet myself. Either way, my underside is toasty.


I could clean up,but that’s not my job

December 3, 2009

I should clean this......naw.

I don’t think I should ever have to clean anything. I’ll just eat and make a mess, because either my chubby brother will eat it, or my human will suck it up with that loud thing shaped like a cone. Yeah, I’m definitely not cleaning this up. Can’t break a nail for food.


Get that stupid camera out of my face

November 29, 2009
Ughhh, as if!

As if!

Don’t catch me when I first wake up. I haven’t had time to prep my face yet. I look a hot mess. Get out of here with that camera human.


Close the door human!

November 27, 2009

Ohhhh.....hey there.

Ohhhh.....hey there.

A little privacy please?


I loveth the brusheth

November 25, 2009

Ohhhh that's nice

Who needs a human when you can just knock a hairbrush off the sink and use humans wooden scratcher instead! Ohhhh, oh maaaaan that feels good. I’m goign to chew on this in a minute.

 


Being perfect takes a lot of work

November 19, 2009

 

fluffy_cat_paws

Perfection isn't easy

Yes I know, I’m pretty. Let me just clean off my fingernails really quick. They look atrocious and honestly, I have a date tonight with this dork  Oliver and I need to look good.

 


This weekend’s walk

November 17, 2009

G’day Mates! As you can tell by this video, this weekend wore me out. I took my brother and sister out on the Tobacco trail for a nice walk and despite going the same distance, at the end of the walk, Charlie was really worn out. As a family, we need to build his stamina up cause he started to slow us down at the end. See, Audry and Charlie share a leash and poor Audry had to basically carry Charlie the whole way. I felt so bad for her, having to carry a dog like that.

My dad’s birthday was this past Friday and following my slobber surprise when he came home and me pulling him on the skateboard at about 35 mph, he bought me a pinch collar. Putting that on, I still pulled him so hard that I started seeing spots around step…ummm…3. It definitely calmed me down…though :) We followed that up with a slumber party in the living room and watched some TV and had some cake. In my mind, I have no doubt I would have loved that chocolate cake. I didn’t get to taste it though but I smelled it the rest of the night ’cause I put my nose in my dad’s piece. So as I sit here in my cage house with the smell of red velvet lingering on my nose, I have to admit that the weekend was a good one! Happy birthday to my mom today as well. I don’t like to ruin surprises, but I’ll probably just give you a lot of barks for your present!