I look good any angle
Lets be realistic human. I’m not going to like you any better if I’m upside down or sitting straight up. You look the same to me either way. And don’t forget, I can still bite no matter how I lay. I’m very cirque-de-soleil-ish.
Are you standing on the ceiling?
February 12, 2010
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COMON Human…give it a REST!
February 11, 2010
What....do....you....want.
Sooooo…you think I wanted to take a photo? Um, no.
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Cat Pillow or Oliver….you decide
February 10, 2010
Only $14.99 for awesome
Human found a pillow I think was designed and molded after me. I should get royalties for being this awesome.
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Leather makes me happy
February 8, 2010
Owned,
Human spent $350 on this ottoman. I figured that just means she wanted me to have a nice place to wear out and leave fur behind on. And when I run fast enough and jump on this, I can latch my back claws right into it! So warm too.
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I deem you owned there Blackberry
January 20, 2010
What's that vibration?
I deem this cell phone…..owned. If someone calls human, it gives me a mini arm massage for 5 second vibrating intervals.
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I am the only floor kitteh
December 30, 2009
I feel the static.....clinging.
Human sold all the furniture, now all this weird stuff is on my level. How am I to sprawl out with all this junk at eye level make weird sounds. I wonder if I ate that cable box what it would taste like….I’m hungry.
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I should join Cirque De Soleil
December 29, 2009
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I’m blending
December 29, 2009
Don't.......move
If I sit here, perhaps I’ll blend in. Then again I’m colorblind, so not sure what I’m against again for camo. And pose. (dont breath, dont breath…can human see me?)
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I like electronics
December 28, 2009
Zap, zap
I keep getting this warm feeling underneath me. It could be this black electronic thing I’m sitting on, or I just wet myself. Either way, my underside is toasty.
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I could clean up,but that’s not my job
December 3, 2009
I should clean this......naw.
I don’t think I should ever have to clean anything. I’ll just eat and make a mess, because either my chubby brother will eat it, or my human will suck it up with that loud thing shaped like a cone. Yeah, I’m definitely not cleaning this up. Can’t break a nail for food.
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