I look good any angle
Lets be realistic human. I’m not going to like you any better if I’m upside down or sitting straight up. You look the same to me either way. And don’t forget, I can still bite no matter how I lay. I’m very cirque-de-soleil-ish.
Are you standing on the ceiling?
February 12, 2010
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I’m blending
December 29, 2009
Don't.......move
If I sit here, perhaps I’ll blend in. Then again I’m colorblind, so not sure what I’m against again for camo. And pose. (dont breath, dont breath…can human see me?)
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I could clean up,but that’s not my job
December 3, 2009
I should clean this......naw.
I don’t think I should ever have to clean anything. I’ll just eat and make a mess, because either my chubby brother will eat it, or my human will suck it up with that loud thing shaped like a cone. Yeah, I’m definitely not cleaning this up. Can’t break a nail for food.
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Get that stupid camera out of my face
November 29, 2009
As if!
Don’t catch me when I first wake up. I haven’t had time to prep my face yet. I look a hot mess. Get out of here with that camera human.
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Being perfect takes a lot of work
November 19, 2009
Perfection isn't easy
Yes I know, I’m pretty. Let me just clean off my fingernails really quick. They look atrocious and honestly, I have a date tonight with this dork Oliver and I need to look good.
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Hey evil cat, that’s mine!
November 5, 2009
If my human wasn't watching.....
Evil doer, get off my box! I dented that for my furry butt not yours!
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Devil in a fur coat
November 2, 2009
I'll get you one day my kitteh!
Human calls her Bella, I call her devil in a fur coat. My human loves her. When she’s not looking I eat her food. When she’s sleeping I dream of squishing her. She’s the only female companion in my life, so I put up with her crap and make do until I can escape and find a nicer feline lady.
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